academy:

a friend who owns a portable charger is a keeper let me give them a hell yea

(via hate)

goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

(via intensional)

destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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(Source: scottish, via hi)

tumbrlplug:

*drops food and says Ctrl+Z*

(via sorry)

stacysdad:

i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

(Source: mulderplease, via succeeding)

septiferous:

x
astonishingly:

old texts from regave

mostawkwardmomentss:

When  I wake up a minute before my alarm goes off

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(via hi)

mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

(via zackisontumblr)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via knockknockherecomesthecock)

troyesivan:

"you can’t stay in your sweatpants for an entire week"image

(via succeeding)

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

(via sorry)